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It can be expected that privately owned sites may receive a Halloween makeover; even the Plain English Campaign participated this year. I was amazed though to see that a site on the scale of Tripod joining in the fun, setting up a number of spoof subdomains!
Tripod hit the ground running with a site about a group of underage girls, posted as though written by the said girls, with "the pornstar" appended to their first name in place of a surname! By repeatedly switches between English and German without any warning or reason for doing so, Tripod successfully remove any consistency that the site may otherwise have had.
Overall, there is good attention to detail, extending to the inclusion of some hillariously detailed information for stalking, though marks are lost for use of an gone rather than a g0ne in the site address.
As the title proudly announces, kelstah17.tripod.com is *k e l s t a h the r e b e l s t a h ' z site*. Packed with interesting content that will keep you visiting again and again, it continues "yo. this mah site. an that's me rite there...... ~>" before concluding "* this mah shit! *"
As the site is picture oriented, I have included an extra one above in order to give a fuller impression. Kelstah has attached commentary to many of the pictures implying that she is not happy with her appearance. Rather than shoot fish in a barrel, above left is "This one ain't so bad." Above right is her "bf4L". (Note that both images are
400x300, but I have used html to make them display at a different size and distort the image, to maintain consistency with the source site.)
On the "Homiezzz" and "* me `n` tha nigziez" pages, she implies that she has sex with several different people, and on the "m0ii" page mimics female oral sex in two of the 28 self-taken pictures of herself and, Paris Hilton style, bears her breasts in a third. The language barrier initially made it difficult to identify the humour in Tripod creating this site, but it seems that the joke is that Kelstah is a slut. Hahahaha.
That Tripod can invent so many people that I immediately detest is testament to their creativity.
abbyvansciver.tripod.com is a home to hundreds upon hundreds of attempted deep cleavage shots, each with a different and unique false-colour and blemish-hiding raised contrast, interspersed with a smattering of poor attempts at good times good times with one hand high you'll show them your progress meaningless hippy party girl poetry. Abby van Schiver is a model and an artist, and does not have to wait tables, you know...
As if that alone was not sufficient, Abby took the trouble to scan a photo of her wrecked car, complete with unsecured babyseat and bottle of Canadian Mist blended whiskey, which she proudly pointed out in case anyone missed it. Take THAT, Mothers Against Drunk Driving!
Also features hundreds of pictures of cats.
